Daily Archive for November 4th, 2005

MPAA stormtroopers invade movie theaters, in Canada

Movie reviewers watching a prescreening of Derailed in Toronto are subjected to detention center type of security procedures before entering the movie theatre. Security guards also record the audience for duration of the screening. Can’t wait to go see movies! Maybe they’ll give me a strip search next time.

-TPP

My new patent

My next patent is to patent a plotline where an outraged private individual goes postal on the USPTO, blows up the main office, stages a mass protest in front of the ruins and then gets killed in an epic shootout with the FBI.

I’m just afraid it’s going to fail the non-obviousness test.

-TPP