Random noise, incoherent thoughts, whatever.
Congratulations, owner of blue Volvo with New York State license plate AMD-3271. You’re a brand new winner of a parking ticket for illegally parking your car on my driveway. Try your luck again, will ya.
Unfortunately I can’t claim the credit for getting your car ticketed as I was still at work when it happened. Maybe next time.
-TPP
Once in a while you stumble on a great idea on the Intertubes. Dickipedia is one such thing.
It’s got the greatest collection of dicks anywhere. Featured are such humongous dicks as Vladimir Putin, Geraldo Rivera, Barry Bonds, Rudy Giualini, Bill O’Reilly and as a special favor to New Yorkers, Tom Brady.
The site is rife with evidence of dickishness such as:
Bonds was indicted on November 15, 2007, on perjury and obstruction of justice charges in connection with the BALCO investigation. He faces up to 15 years in prison if convicted on all counts. Among the inmate population, being a dick is not believed to be a big plus.
Geraldo sports a trademark mustache that is half 1980s relief pitcher and half cop, with just a touch of gay porn star thrown in for good measure. It is, arguably, the most laughable piece of facial hair in America.
How can you argue against that? You can’t!
-TPP
