I’m so white. Some people even go as far as to say I’m pale. That’s just impolite, though. It’s not my fault I was born in the whitest country in the world. Get off my case!
-TPP – aka the t-shirt loving bicycling father of a multi-lingual baby and I just loves corporations while drinking bottled water living in an apt with nothing but modern furniture in a gentrified neighborhood watching a Netflix rental
