Random noise, incoherent thoughts, whatever.
The Billboard Liberation Front today announced a major new advertising improvement campaign executed on behalf of clients AT&T and the National Security Agency. Focusing on billboards in the San Francisco area, this improvement action is designed to promote and celebrate the innovative collaboration of these two global communications giants.
Yes, an improvement, I say.
Can you hear us now? Oh, that was another company.
-TPP
The goals of the Bureau of Communication are admirable:
Every day, there are millions of thoughts that go unspoken. To promote better understanding between the peoples of the world, the Bureau of Communication is pleased to present a selection of fill-in-the-blank stationery for everyday correspondence. Whether you need to communicate a problem, send an invitation to an event, or simply apologize for a transgression, our easy-to-use forms will ensure that your message is clearly conveyed.
Communication. Yes, we can never be too good at it. And with the help of the Bureau of Communication even the most incompetent communicator among us can convey themselves clearly and succinctly.
-TPP
PS. Happy Valentines!
Once in a while you stumble on a great idea on the Intertubes. Dickipedia is one such thing.
It’s got the greatest collection of dicks anywhere. Featured are such humongous dicks as Vladimir Putin, Geraldo Rivera, Barry Bonds, Rudy Giualini, Bill O’Reilly and as a special favor to New Yorkers, Tom Brady.
The site is rife with evidence of dickishness such as:
Bonds was indicted on November 15, 2007, on perjury and obstruction of justice charges in connection with the BALCO investigation. He faces up to 15 years in prison if convicted on all counts. Among the inmate population, being a dick is not believed to be a big plus.
Geraldo sports a trademark mustache that is half 1980s relief pitcher and half cop, with just a touch of gay porn star thrown in for good measure. It is, arguably, the most laughable piece of facial hair in America.
How can you argue against that? You can’t!
-TPP
I snapped the photo on the right earlier today while riding the elevator in the building my eye doctor has her office.
I gotta say it never occurred to me that there’d be a need to post a no spitting sign inside an elevator before, but I guess it really is a big problem around where I live.
Yea. It’s real high society in Flushing, NY.
-TPP
