Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Attack ads are nothing new

The nastiness this election season has nothing over the nastiness during the 1800 election campaign season.

-TPP

Prince Harry is a homeboy


Mama Said Knock You Out!

And afterwards I took her to a polo match to hang out with royalty.

-TPP

Consulting can be fun some times

Wouldn’t it be fun, if regular people had relationships like vendors do with their clients?

-TPP

Miserable failure

I get all kinds of spam. That happens when your email address has been all over the Internet for more than 10 years. This guy, however, needs to get another job. Scamming people by spamming them does not seem to be his forte. See for yourself.

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$WordFile{click.txt} $WordFile{click.txt} $WordFile{click.txt}
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$WordFile{click.txt} $WordFile{click.txt} $WordFile{click.txt} $WordFile{click.txt}
$WordFile{click.txt}

That’s a word by word quote of the entire spammed message.

-TPP

Mmmmmmm….aaaassssssss….mmmmmmmmm


Snapped this photo while grabbing lunch today.

It was delicious!

-TPP

The Handbag Industry Association of America

Threat Level, a blog concentrating on online privacy, security, politics and crime issues, has posted an excellent article about what would it be like if the handbag industry adopted the same business model music and movie industries have.

Yes, it’s absurd.

-TPP

Jack Thompson is so disbarred…

Jack Thompson is so disbarred even kids wont play with him during recess.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he’s not even allowed to approach the bench at a picnic table.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can’t even play basketball because it’s on a court!

Those and many, many more can be found on a Twitter search: “so disbarred”

As reported by the most excellent video game blog Kotaku.

-TPP

Buypartisan

I saw this on the Internets. It’s a definition of a new word.

Buypartisan: A bill sponsored by politicians from both parties who are both being paid off

Strangely appropriate.

-TPP

What are the Republicans really saying?


Lindsey Graham is an awful speaker. There’s no rhythm to his speech, his gesturing looks rehearsed and the message sounds phony, because it’s delivered like he’s reading it from the prompter rather than speaking to a crowd.

Nevertheless there was one gem in his RNC speech yesterday. I don’t think he or the Republicans really understood what they’re saying though.

Check his speech on YouTube from 5:45 to 5:55.

Here’s a transcript of those 10 seconds:

Let there be no — let there be no doubt about it. We are on the road to victory.

Victory! You can say it at this convention. We are winning!

Pretty usual posturing that has no basis in reality, but the really golden moment came right after he paused for applause. On the gigantic screen behind him they were showing the tombstones of American soldiers in Arlington Cemetery. A screenshot is posted above.

Yes, we are winning, indeed.

-TPP

I’m so fucking white

I’m so white. Some people even go as far as to say I’m pale. That’s just impolite, though. It’s not my fault I was born in the whitest country in the world. Get off my case!

-TPP – aka the t-shirt loving bicycling father of a multi-lingual baby and I just loves corporations while drinking bottled water living in an apt with nothing but modern furniture in a gentrified neighborhood watching a Netflix rental




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