The goals of the Bureau of Communication are admirable:
Every day, there are millions of thoughts that go unspoken. To promote better understanding between the peoples of the world, the Bureau of Communication is pleased to present a selection of fill-in-the-blank stationery for everyday correspondence. Whether you need to communicate a problem, send an invitation to an event, or simply apologize for a transgression, our easy-to-use forms will ensure that your message is clearly conveyed.
Communication. Yes, we can never be too good at it. And with the help of the Bureau of Communication even the most incompetent communicator among us can convey themselves clearly and succinctly.
-TPP
PS. Happy Valentines!